⇨ SPACE FIGHT

[ringleaders]

Who: Carnival members, athletes, and aliens.
When: Forward-dated to Day 44
Where: The carnival, Zargon, and Olympic Spaceship.
What: Whoops, it's an alien invasion.
Warnings: Cartoon violence, and an overabundance of Yakety Sax style shenanigans

THE ALIEN HORDES↴ On the morning of Day 44, things go a bit differently. The carnival opens it's doors and for an hour, things are going just fine...until the aliens attack, that is. ► ALIEN INVASION: The carnival, the athlete's village, and Olympic Spaceship will find themselves overrun by aliens: specifically, a race called the Greimen. The name's accurate: they look like stereotypical grey aliens, only 2-4 feet tall. They're invading the spaceship and the planet, trying to take control of Zargon and Olympic Spaceship for themselves. The main strength these aliens have is their numbers: there's literally thousands of them. Unfortunately for the aliens, they don't have many other strengths. They're easily punchable, kickable, ray guns permanently set to stun, and other amusing space weapons designed to minorly inconvenience people. ► FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT: The fighting lasts for a good half-hour or so before the Ringmaster decides no, this is dumb. Characters who aren't at the carnival will feel a compulsion to return to the carnival. Once everyone's there, the Ringmaster will magically eject the remaining aliens from carnival grounds and yank the carnival away from the Olympics themselves. ► OOC GUIDELINES: Despite the fact that this is a fight log, the carnage shouldn't be too excessive! No horribly mutilating the aliens, y'all. The aliens are only mildly better equipped than the Space Olympics themselves, so everything will be a bit comedic and light-hearted. Characters can get hurt, but the wounds should tend more towards 'amusing injuries' than 'someone losing a leg'. As the log's forward-dated, feel free to keep doing all your fun space olympics nonsense in the other logs!

Comments

[sunflowerfields]

On top of everything else going on, now there are naked aliens running about. That won't do at all, so Hinawa reaches for a stack of towels near the athletes' refreshments to toss on them. Unfortunately, her tentacles grab a pole holding up a huge banner instead, pulling it loose and causing the entire thing to come crashing down right on top of the nude Greimen.

"Well... at least now they're covered up?"

[shearmadness]

Nui giggles as the banner crashes down on the Greimen. She's glad that she went with the simple look of being herself, only with green skin for the Space Olympics. She doesn't have any new limbs to get acclimatized to.

"Good one!" she says encouragingly. "It's better than what they were wearing."

She darts in to pull the same stunt on two more, who promptly scramble to run away.

"Wanna try again?"

[sunflowerfields]

If Hinawa weren't already bright red, it would be easy to see how much she's blushing because of all this nudity!!

"Ah-! Hold on!" She yelps and heads for another banner, bringing it down in much the same manner as the first. No one's getting hurt, at least.

[shearmadness]

Nui, on the other hand, has very little shame, so she's quite happy to take down the Greimen using their own shame against them. She finds this hilarious, quite frankly. While she normally takes delight in violence, sometimes a little silliness is good for the soul.

When the next group arrives, she giggles. "If you don't want to fight naked, you'd better retreat~" she warns them. "My colleague here might cover you up, but only if you surrender."

[sunflowerfields]

Amidst the chaos, Hinawa finds that she can no longer help herself: this scene is so absurd that she can't help but laugh. She puts a tentacle up to her mouth to try and stifle it, but it's too late. They're not really doing anything bad to the Greimen, after all.

"I hate to admit it, but this is actually fun."

[shearmadness]

"It's their own fault. They'd be fine if they retreated!"

She's still quite entertained by this game, though. Sometimes a little teamwork and fighting without the intent to maim or kill can be fun, she supposes.

This time, however, their strategy doesn't work. These Greimen whose clothing Nui dismantles have no shame and have their guns pointed at the two girls while they stand there in all their glory.

"Oops! Looks like these ones are exhibitionists!"

[sunflowerfields]

"Eeek!" Hinawa shrieks and covers her eyes to save herself from the full frontal, with apparently no concern for the firearms. "Are they gone yet?"

[shearmadness]

Nui sighs. She should probably protect Hinawa from this.

"You know...if an enemy has a gun pointed at you, you should probably not cover your eyes."

She has no idea if Hinawa is a fighter or not, but she's suspecting not. Even Nui, who can regenerate, prefers to not get shot if she can avoid the experience. Guns are rather impersonal, after all.

She aims the end of her parasol at the crotches of the Greimen as she strikes.

"I'm going to have to wash this later..."

[sunflowerfields]

"But...!" She tries to argue, but even Hinawa knows enough about guns to know Nui is right. Even if everyone is in the buff.

Before she can say anything else, though, there's a crotch attack, and she's covering her eyes again. This is all so inappropriate!