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Who: Rhys and you!
When: D48-D49
Where: Various Locations
What: It's time for Rhys to make himself at home (or more likely whine that he's not the boss)
Warnings: Probably low but I'll update if anything happens
[day 48 - all around the carnival grounds - what have i gotten myself into?]
Rhys doesn't regret the decision. He doesn't regret taking a deal from some shady Ringmaster (and he hates that he'd never thought of that as a nickname for himself) to escape August and Vasquez and a bunch of killer robots that would have surely ended his life.
What he does regret is leaving Vaughn behind. Fiona and Sasha less so. But, there's still a sliver of sadness that he's here and they're not. Hopefully, whenever this whole thing ends, he'll go back and they'll forgive him.
(Though he seriously doubts that. They'll either be dead or they'll kill him.)
For the first little while, he wanders. He gets his shoes dusty (a development that makes him frown) and his hair wind blown but what else is there to do but figure things out? His lodgings, a trailer in a park surrounded by similar metallic bumps, isn't luxurious but it's not a hole in the ground.
He'll take it. He'll whine about it later.
[day 49 - anywhere that needs cleaning up around the carnival - where's a loader bot when you need one?]
Rhys regrets the decision.
As soon as he reports for work and someone slaps a mop into his hand, he regrets the decision. Janitor. A janitor again. Somewhere, Vasquez is probably laughing his ass off. The only good thing, Rhys guesses, is that whoever's in charge isn't Vasquez and won't be making him run all over the place to do menial things.
He still has to clean though and the grimace on his face as he starts mopping a dirty floor is evidence of what he thinks about that. But, he tells himself it won't be for very long. He tells himself that time will pass quickly.
He tells himself that he can drown himself in his mop bucket if it gets too bad.
Mopping isn't a hard think to do but he still mops over various people's shoes instead of telling them to move and he steps all over his own freshly cleaned floors more than once.
The third time he does that, he curses loudly and then looks around, hoping no one's heard that. He hasn't memorized all the rules but he's pretty sure cursing on the job is frowned upon.
When: D48-D49
Where: Various Locations
What: It's time for Rhys to make himself at home (or more likely whine that he's not the boss)
Warnings: Probably low but I'll update if anything happens
[day 48 - all around the carnival grounds - what have i gotten myself into?]
Rhys doesn't regret the decision. He doesn't regret taking a deal from some shady Ringmaster (and he hates that he'd never thought of that as a nickname for himself) to escape August and Vasquez and a bunch of killer robots that would have surely ended his life.
What he does regret is leaving Vaughn behind. Fiona and Sasha less so. But, there's still a sliver of sadness that he's here and they're not. Hopefully, whenever this whole thing ends, he'll go back and they'll forgive him.
(Though he seriously doubts that. They'll either be dead or they'll kill him.)
For the first little while, he wanders. He gets his shoes dusty (a development that makes him frown) and his hair wind blown but what else is there to do but figure things out? His lodgings, a trailer in a park surrounded by similar metallic bumps, isn't luxurious but it's not a hole in the ground.
He'll take it. He'll whine about it later.
[day 49 - anywhere that needs cleaning up around the carnival - where's a loader bot when you need one?]
Rhys regrets the decision.
As soon as he reports for work and someone slaps a mop into his hand, he regrets the decision. Janitor. A janitor again. Somewhere, Vasquez is probably laughing his ass off. The only good thing, Rhys guesses, is that whoever's in charge isn't Vasquez and won't be making him run all over the place to do menial things.
He still has to clean though and the grimace on his face as he starts mopping a dirty floor is evidence of what he thinks about that. But, he tells himself it won't be for very long. He tells himself that time will pass quickly.
He tells himself that he can drown himself in his mop bucket if it gets too bad.
Mopping isn't a hard think to do but he still mops over various people's shoes instead of telling them to move and he steps all over his own freshly cleaned floors more than once.
The third time he does that, he curses loudly and then looks around, hoping no one's heard that. He hasn't memorized all the rules but he's pretty sure cursing on the job is frowned upon.
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Sadly this isn't the first time someone's called him a robot, and probably not the last.
"Second, us androids are modelled after our human creators, so we have thoughts and emotions. So I'm a person, just like you."
Wow, that feels good to say. Actually feeling like he's actually a person is even better.
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Not really true. Androids weren't a thing in all the parts of the world he'd seen. Robots, yes. Man killing monsters, yes. But no life life androids that Rhys would mistake for a human if he didn't know better.
"That's pretty cool actually," Rhys says, nodding his approval. "All I've got is the metal arm and eye. I know, not an android thing, don't bite my head off, but it's the best I have."
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"Why do you have a metal arm and eye? Mind if I hack into it? Just to look, I promise."
Usually he doesn't necessarily ask permission, but he's a human, so he gets marginally more respect.
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And it had. For awhile. His modifications hadn't been able to prevent Vasquez from being an asshole but he'd still been able to step over some of the other employees on his way to being suddenly demoted by Vasquez's stupid face.
"You want to hack me?" Rhys repeats, eyes widening just a touch. No one's ever asked him that. There's been a few attempts here and there for nefarious reasons but no one's asked him. "How do I know I can trust you?"
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"I'm an android," he says, as if that explains everything. "You're a human, just like my creators. I'm not going to do anything that would harm a human." 9S folds his arms and huffs. "If you were a machine, I wouldn't bother asking."
This is absolutely helping his case.
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"I don't even see a wire that you'd plug into me," Rhys points out, tapping the port on the side of his head. "You're not going to use your tongue, are you? Or some other weird appendage that you might have and I can't see?"
At least he seems to be warming on the idea of letting 9S hack him.
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"What?! No! Why would I-! No." Gross?! "I don't need any sort of external attachment like that. I hack wirelessly."
So really, he doesn't actually need Rhys permission. Or cooperation. But for his own sake, he'd much rather do it with permission than not; it would feel kind of weird and dirty if he didn't.
That, and he's not entirely sure he can hack Rhys without his permission. Does his own programming disallow him to hack a human the same way he's unable to raise a hand against them? A troubling thought.
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"Let's say I do this and you find something that might surprise you," Rhys says, trying to make it sound like he doesn't have something to hide, "would you keep it between us?"
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Now he's really curious. Whatever could that mean? He's seen all sorts of things hacking the machine lifeforms. Sad to say that the machines have been the most complex things that he's hacked so far; even the alien technology he hacked while they attended the Space Olympics was a little disappointing.
9S unfolds his arms, interest in this human and his mechanical arm and eye rising. "I guess." He tries not to sound too eager at the prospect of being allowed to pry. "What's the surprise? It's not something dangerous, is it?"
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"And if I tell you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?" Rhys says, tsking 9S lightly. "If I let you look, you keep it between us. Promise. Swear on your mother's grave."
It occurs to Rhys a little too late that 9S is an android and probably doesn't have a mother. Oh well, hopefully the idea of how serious this is gets across anyway.
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And what's a grave, anyway?
"Alright, alright, fine. I swear on my duty to serve mankind," even though he's technically abandoning that. Does it count if he's running away to be with another (mostly) human and help her change her world? "that if I find anything weird in your arm and eye that I'll keep it between us."
Unless it's something that he thinks someone else really, really needs to know, anyway.
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"All right, fine," Rhys tells him, crossing his arms. "Don't make me regret this and if it hurts, you have to stop immediately. I've never let anyone do this voluntarily and I don't really want people digging around in my head but fine. Take a look, see what you can find and say nothing to no one if you do find something."
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"Yeah, yeah. I got it the first time."
He doesn't bother correct Rhys over the fact that hacking his eye and arm shouldn't allow him to 'dig around' in his head, since surely his mind isn't mechanical? Unless... either his brain is mechanical, or there's some kind of mechanical connection? Hm. He'll really have to hack in and see.
He raises his right hand, a ring of light encircling his wrist. "Alright, hacking in."
And with that, 9S fires what appears to be a beam of light at Rhys' arm, throwing his consciousness into the arm, trying to determine the intimate details of the arm's functionality. If there's anything sentient connected to the mechanical parts, 9S would be able to communicate with them.
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So, he just waits and watches, trying to see if he can feel the hacking happening. There'd been some attempts back home but nothing successful. Those had also been involuntarily and Rhys had fought but he's doing his best to let this happen.
Hopefully, Jack doesn't fuck things up and act like a big baby. Maybe he'll even like it, having a friend for the moment.
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Still... He's not sure what he expected in hacking space, given all this reference to some 'surprise', but he isn't really expecting there to be what appears to be some kind of living area.
And if that's the case, that means there must be someone, something, living in here. Some kind of AI? Curious, he enters.
"...Hello?" he calls out within hacking space. His voice would only be heard by Pod 153 and anyone else occupying hacking space.
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"And who is that?" Jack singsongs, delighted. "Who has Rhys let come to visit me? I hope it's someone good. All of his other friends are boring. Useless, boring nerds with terrible fashion sense."
Well.
"Okay, August's earring is a bit nice but that's it. That's the only thing good about the lot of them. Hopefully you're better."
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Most people didn't even know what an AI is.
9S appears the same in this hacking space as he does out in the real world when he enters Jack's virtual room: a short boy wearing what seems to be a blindfold and a stupid shirt, cat ears poking out of his hair.
"Um, hi? My name's 9S, one of Rhys' coworkers."
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He spreads his arms wide and affects a grandiose tone when he says, "Jack."
It's only too bad that there's no backup music to really drive the point home. Jack holds the pose for a few seconds before dropping his arms and eyeing her.
"Now, what are you doing here?" Jack asks. "Did Rhys let you into his brainmeat? Because spot's already taken. You are not welcome."
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But man, this guy's weird. 9S shakes his head. "I'm not looking to take your spot. You can keep it."
He's quite happy in his own body, thanks.
9S folds his arms, tapping his foot. "How come you're in here, anyway? Usually an AI is inserted into its own body. It's kind of weird you're stuck in part of Rhys'. What's your purpose?"
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It had been one of his cleverer moments, honestly. It sucked to be without his body and it sucked to be stuck in the brainmeat of someone so idiotic like Rhys was but it was better than nothing.
"As to how I got here, well, Rhysie boy needed a little help so he inserted me into his head to give himself a little advantage. And now he can't be rid of me."
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"Wait, so you became an AI? You weren't created, but you're a human who digitised your mind?"
In a way, that's kind of disappointing. It still feels as though in a world where humans are still flourishing, there is no need for androids or other advanced AIs to be created. But it's also fascinating for a completely different reason. After all, the separation between biology and artificial life like himself always seemed like a rather significant gap. Is an AI created from the personality and memory patterns of a biological being still the same person?
"What kind of 'advantage' do you give him, anyway?"
Jack doesn't seem like a support type AI like the Pods. He really doesn't seem the type, anyway
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"I give him the advantage of me," Jack tells her very simply. "I'm a genius both on the business side of things and the battle side of things. I know how to get things done and I'm an encyclopedia or knowledge."
He just doesn't deem Rhys worthy to share that information. Or he makes him work for it because that's incredibly entertaining. "Now, why are you asking me all these questions? You and Rhysie a thing? I thought he liked what's her name...Sasha or something."
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Despite being an android, his cheeks redden. He already has a girlfriend!
"Like I said, we're coworkers. I'm here because I hacked into his mechanical parts." He quickly adds, "With his permission, of course." Not that he wouldn't hack a non-human without their permission. "But he was going on and on about how I might find something that would surprise me, so of course I wanted to know. I'm guessing the 'surprise' is you."
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"You planning on staying long?" Jack asks, buffing his nails on his shirt. "Because I don't cook, clean or entertain. That'll be your job and I am a very discerning person so you better make it good."
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Still... "Don't you get bored? You're trapped in Rhys' head with no way to interact with the world..."
He's certain he would get bored and frustrated very quickly if he was stuck without a body. Sure, he's been outside his body plenty of times through hacking, but that was just temporary, and often he still had ways to interact with the world.
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