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Rhys ([personal profile] seniorvicejanitor) wrote in [community profile] lostcarnival2018-04-27 10:47 am

[open] bro bro bro bro

Who: Rhys and you!
When: D48-D49
Where: Various Locations
What: It's time for Rhys to make himself at home (or more likely whine that he's not the boss)
Warnings: Probably low but I'll update if anything happens

[day 48 - all around the carnival grounds - what have i gotten myself into?]

Rhys doesn't regret the decision. He doesn't regret taking a deal from some shady Ringmaster (and he hates that he'd never thought of that as a nickname for himself) to escape August and Vasquez and a bunch of killer robots that would have surely ended his life.

What he does regret is leaving Vaughn behind. Fiona and Sasha less so. But, there's still a sliver of sadness that he's here and they're not. Hopefully, whenever this whole thing ends, he'll go back and they'll forgive him.

(Though he seriously doubts that. They'll either be dead or they'll kill him.)

For the first little while, he wanders. He gets his shoes dusty (a development that makes him frown) and his hair wind blown but what else is there to do but figure things out? His lodgings, a trailer in a park surrounded by similar metallic bumps, isn't luxurious but it's not a hole in the ground.

He'll take it. He'll whine about it later.

[day 49 - anywhere that needs cleaning up around the carnival - where's a loader bot when you need one?]

Rhys regrets the decision.

As soon as he reports for work and someone slaps a mop into his hand, he regrets the decision. Janitor. A janitor again. Somewhere, Vasquez is probably laughing his ass off. The only good thing, Rhys guesses, is that whoever's in charge isn't Vasquez and won't be making him run all over the place to do menial things.

He still has to clean though and the grimace on his face as he starts mopping a dirty floor is evidence of what he thinks about that. But, he tells himself it won't be for very long. He tells himself that time will pass quickly.

He tells himself that he can drown himself in his mop bucket if it gets too bad.

Mopping isn't a hard think to do but he still mops over various people's shoes instead of telling them to move and he steps all over his own freshly cleaned floors more than once.

The third time he does that, he curses loudly and then looks around, hoping no one's heard that. He hasn't memorized all the rules but he's pretty sure cursing on the job is frowned upon.
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wow i meant day 48 I CAN TYPE

[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-05-10 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
“That so?” Lambert asks, without apparent actual concern for Rhys’s comfort or welfare at all. “Then consider this broadening you skill set.”

That’s all the warning Rhys will get before Lambert drops into a ready pose and lashes out , aiming to land one padded end of the stick squarely on Rhys’s forehead.
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that we are obviously WINNERS /fingerguns

[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-05-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tsh, it's not even a sharp object, Rhys! Don't be a such a weenie. Deft reflexes and inhuman strength mean it's utterly effortless for Lambert to parry the blow, hard enough for the impact to travel all the way along the makeshift polearm and up Rhys's arms.

In response to the accusation, Lambert only laughs.

"Who says I'm interested in making a good impression?" he counters instead, bringing his own stick around again while his tail whips playfully through the air behind him. If anything, Rhys's irritation only seems to be encouragement.
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[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-05-16 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can't you do more than one thing at a time?" Lambert isn't even trying that hard to hit Rhys, just enough to make him parry and put in some effort, though any careless mistakes will get a more forceful tap to remind him where his open spots are.

"I'm the Nightrider. I run the mercenaries around here, so I like seeing who can put up a fight." He grins, shitty and wide. "Which part of the Carnival'd you get stuck in?"
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[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-05-22 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"We all have jobs," Lambert drawls, an ear flicking as he blocks the strike at his legs. Points to Rhys for trying, though. "Otherwise you wouldn't be here."

And that's his cue to return the favor in kind, aiming to knock Rhys off his feet and onto his back.
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[personal profile] whattaprick 2018-05-22 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"If I was trying to murder you, you'd already be dead." Lambert sounds awfully confident about that. Nonetheless, that seems to mark an end to the impromptu lesson, and he stands at ease, hand on one cocked hip and looking down at Rhys with undisguised amusement. Yeah, he can tell when someone's being dramatic instead of actually injured.

"You said you're new, right?" he asks, when Rhy's coughing dies down, like this is a perfectly normal way to make a first impression. "This is the training yard. It's there for anyone who wants to shape up."

His expression suggests he thinks Rhys could really use it.