⇨ GAME START INTRO LOG!

[ringleaders]

Who: EVERYONE!
When: NOW!
Where: Around the carnival grounds, and in the Cookhouse.
What: Carnival worker orientation, Ringmaster style.
Warnings: Alcohol consumption, maybe drugs. Other things?

BRAVE NEW WORLD↴ ► THE NEW: It doesn't matter when you entered the tent to discuss your new contract with the Ringmaster, you exit it beneath a blanket of stars. Pointedly alien stars at that - currently the carnival grounds are being treated to a show of shooting stars, and what appear to be unnaturally large and living green moons hanging just a bit too close. The carnival was bustling when you entered, but now it's in the latter stages of being shut down for the night. If you manage to find a clock, it states that it's around 8PM. Workers from during the day will be passing through the grounds, attending to various pieces of business. None of them will seem very surprised or concerned by the goings on, though some may be sympathetic enough to pause and answer your questions. If you put some effort into finding out how it became nighttime, you may discover that it's been anywhere from a few hours to 7 days since you originally signed your contract. Someone may explain to you that it was probably some kind of time bubble, meant to keep you out of the way until the Ringmaster had time to deal with you. Every few minutes another new person will pop out of the tent, looking just as confused and under the impression that they had only just finished discussing things with the Ringmaster. Weird. She passed you a note before you left. Opening it up, you'll see you've been assigned a trailer number, and been given the instructions to drop off any excess belongings and do what you can to get settled in. You have until exactly 9:36PM to do so, because that's when you'll be expected to attend what is listed only as "WORKER'S ORIENTATION". This is, perhaps, more abrupt than you were expecting - but what can you do? You're here for the long haul. ► THE OLD: If you've ever seen a mass recruitment before, then this is no surprise. People enter the tent when they're recruited, and then sometimes how up again days later when the Ringmaster is ready for them. She isn't a big fan of wasting her time on individual orientations when she's expecting a crowd. Maybe you're too jaded to all of this to care much, but you'll see the newbies wandering around, probably confused and maybe a bit lost. Maybe you're the kind whose is sympathetic enough to pause your role in clean up and give them some directions, and maybe a word of confidence. Maybe you'll just jeer at them, because you're some kind of asshole. Either way, you expect you'll have the chance to see them later tonight. Whether by world of mouth, radio, or written note, supervisors will be passing out the following message: all workers are to report to the Cookhouse at 9:36PM sharp for "orientation." If you are at all familiar with how things go around here, you probably have a good idea of what this implies. Mandatory Karaoke Night. MANDATORY KARAOKE NIGHT!!!↴ At 9:36PM, the main dining hall of the Cookhouse will be found heavily decorator with various coloured lights and at least one disco ball made of what is ostensibly high karat gems. There are a bunch of cushions and additional seating set up along with the usual tables, and at the head of the call there is a state set up - a karaoke stage. For veteran workers, this is no surprise. Karaoke nights are fairly frequent as activities go, even if they are not usually mandatory. Some of you probably have signature songs already prepared. The karaoke machine is set up with mostly karaoke tracks that would be popular in the 90's and 00's on the average modern earth, with a few that are more recent. It also has some other random stuff from other worlds that people rarely sing because they are confusing and in languages no one understands. Here is a big karaoke list for your inspiration! The more stereotypically karaoke the better. Beyond that, there is plenty of food and snacks that were prepared by the cooks earlier, as well as a bar set up for alcohol and other vices. The selection is, as most things in the carnival, eclectic. Music will be played in between if nobody is singing, and otherwise veterans are encouraged to bring along their own fun and show the newbies a good time. The Ringmaster does ask that vets attempt to be courteous to their new coworkers. It's just being a good host.

Comments

Radio

[dorkypantsuit]

Clothing. Now stop asking.

[babbylon]

...that's not very specific, now is it?

[Somebody's a party pooper.]

Color. Texture. Comfort. Offer more details.

[dorkypantsuit]

I mean, why would you wear something uncomfortable? That seems like it goes without saying.

[babbylon]

[...does he have to spell this out? Fine.]

For the explicit purposes of sexual titillation.

[dorkypantsuit]

Yes, and I am being purposely obtuse in order to get you to stop.

[babbylon]

You enjoyed the advantage of naive subtlety and yet chose to tip your hand by way of sassy explanation?

[The brows, they are going up.]

Well, I could appreciate that sort of bold tactic. I suppose.

[dorkypantsuit]

I mean, at a certain point you just can't stop yourself from calling something stupid. Or someone.

[babbylon]

Not that you're referring to anyone in particular, I'd hope.

[dorkypantsuit]

Of course not! I'd never call someone stupid to their face.

[babbylon]

But we're using the ra...

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...hm.

[That was not how he intended for this to go.]

[dorkypantsuit]

[The Psionic just laughs.]

[babbylon]

Very clever.

[Gilgamesh excuses it. It had obviously been his own fault, after all, and he can appreciate that sort of wicked humor.]

Are all those of your kind so cheeky?

[dorkypantsuit]

No, that's a special talent all my own.

[Just like being a douchebag is a special talent of Gilgamesh's]

[babbylon]

Mhmm. I see.

[The eyebrows, they are raising.]

And I am quite certain that has never gotten you into trouble before.

[dorkypantsuit]

It's kind of weird you think you can be certain about something you literally have no idea about.

[babbylon]

I have some idea when it comes to you sassy types.

[He's convinced of his own prowess on the matter and refuses to budge otherwise. In other words, a typical conversation with Gilgamesh.]

I do like them. Within reason.

[dorkypantsuit]

Oh thank the highblood's messiahs. I wouldn't have known what to do if you didn't like my sass.

[babbylon]

Highblood...?

[Gilgamesh hasn't heard such a term before. He presumes he's referring to some sort of royalty, but...]

Is that what your people call Kings? In which case, you should be aware you are in the presence of one now.

[dorkypantsuit]

[Well, that touches a nerve.]

I mean, a King who's an idiot is still an idiot.

[babbylon]

That may be so, but such is not the case with me.

[Jeeringly:]

You did not answer my question.

[dorkypantsuit]

We don't have kings.

We have an Empress.

[babbylon]

[Then if he's an alien...]

And she has a galaxy?

[dorkypantsuit]

I guess.

[babbylon]

There seems to be more to the story than I guess, friend.

[dorkypantsuit]

If you want to know more you need to ask something more specific.